About Rob


So, who am I? Picture someone with the energy of a caffeinated jackrabbit, a love for spontaneity that makes 'plans' feel like restrictive waistbands, and a curiosity that dances the line between enthusiastic and mildly nosy. I'm the type of person who rides bikes around White Rock Lake midweek and gets flak for not wearing a helmet, but balances out the recklessness with philosophical musings over a three-hour European-style dinner.

My humor? Subtle enough that you might miss it unless you're paying attention — a dry, blink-and-you'll-miss-it wit that pairs well with party invites featuring 'carnivorous appetites' and a BYO-sanity disclaimer.

My job? I've been a tech geek since before it was cool — we're talking junior high-level nerdiness — but don't expect me to talk your ear off about code unless you really want to know. Most of my goals aren't tied to climbing some corporate ladder; they're more about doing things, building things, and occasionally breaking things just to see how they work.

My idea of a good time? It might be coordinating a Rampage of 300 people, streaming a multi-day bike ride across the prairie, or take adventurous people below ground. Don't be surprised if my DIY fun is three steps away from voilating city codes.

Who is around me? I gravitate toward people who've got that spark — confident, capable, and not afraid to call out nonsense when they see it. You'll usually catch me with one foot around people building somethings and the other dancing in a dusty cloud of people at 2 am in the morning.

Life goals? Sailboat adventures, travel without financial worry, and probably building some contraption that blends tech geekery with sheer fun. Until then, you'll find me somewhere between a party, a project, and a poorly planned escapade — watching reality TV from my deck as the drunks wander home, because life, my friends, is far too interesting to take seriously.